Corrupt a Wish

[!Kalamity {Harmony} Jackaal~!]

So I'm borrowing this game from another site... and this one is actually really amusing to play.

You wish for something and the person who posts after you has to corrupt your wish before wishing for something themselves!

So like this...
Person 1: I wish for a puppy.
Person 2: The puppy doesn't like and runs away to find me! I wish for a car...
And it keeps going and going and going...

OKAY!? =D
okay... I'll start ^_^

I wish for.... CAKE! =D

[*James.Michael.Evanson*]

You get a year supply of FRUIT CAKE!!! =O

I wish for....a trip to Australia!

[Alexander Madison]

your plane crash lands in the outback and your forced to live off rotten Kangaroo meat.

I wish for...you know a new office chair sounds good about now. I wish for a new chair XD

[!Vettalonie~!]

wish granted... you get it... >_>
but it basically obliterates the minute you sit in it xD

i wish for......... >_>
a big shiny thing! *o*

[Alexander Madison]

Your big shiny thing turns out to be a poor metal substitute that turns your skin green and causes a very unfortunate skin eating disease.

I wish for a plane ticket.